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⚠ [DEPT. 000] INCIDENT REPORT FILING (事故报告提交)

ATTENTION, ENTITY: If you are reading this, an anomaly has been detected in your reality. Whether your Protocol (Order) has been intercepted by unknown forces or your Artifact (Tee) has arrived with a defect, you are required to file a formal Incident Report below.

Please identify the nature of your anomaly:

  • [TYPE-01] LOGISTICS INTERCEPTION: My package is lost in the void. Where is it?
  • [TYPE-02] ARTIFACT DISCREPANCY: The size or design of my 230g Heavyweight Tee does not match the archive records.
  • [TYPE-03] DAMAGED MATERIAL: The artifact arrived in a compromised state.
  • [TYPE-04] AGENT RECRUITMENT: I am a high-influence entity (Influencer) and I wish to collaborate with the Bureau.

HOW TO SUBMIT:

  1. Fill out the encrypted form below.
  2. Provide your Order Number (e.g., #MEME-1234).
  3. Wait for review. Our agents (and occasionally the Director) will analyze your filing within 24–48 standard cycles (business hours).

Direct Communication Channel: If the form fails, send a direct transmission to: hi.memedept@gmail.com

Status: Awaiting your data. Stay isolated. Stay heavy.